6.19.2012

Ooga Mooga Tiki Bar

Well shit, here we go again with the old Hawkeye's building. Will no one ever learn? Niceley's had the best shot of anyone in years making something work there and he barely lasted a year. What were some of the other failed concepts over the past 5 years? A hotdog joint. A gay bar. And there was some kind of Caribbean place that never opened. Oh - it must be noted that those 3 failed bars all tried to move in at the end of Spring semester while students were leaving town fast as possible.

The marquee should read: NOT A DAMN CHANCE just to save us all the trouble.

P.S. I will not see you there opening night, whenever that may be...

NOT A DAMN CHANCE WE'LL SUCCEED
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 19, 2012 at 5:20 PM

    Your hatred of polynesian culture is well documented and expected.

    BS

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  2. MackeyJune 19, 2012 at 5:55 PM

    You are the one who should be insulted, man.

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  3. AnonymousJune 20, 2012 at 5:54 PM

    There isn't room for two tiki bars in this town.

    HL

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  4. AnonymousJune 28, 2012 at 12:04 AM

    Thanks for supporting local businesses! They open this Friday at 5, looks fun!

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  5. Ken M.July 1, 2012 at 1:48 PM

    i went there opening night AND last night. The bar tenders are all veteran knoxville bar tenders and the food is so good! the fish tacos are amazing.

    i heard someone say the owner owns other bars in the area too so i dont think this one will be closing up anytime soon.

    and the inside looks killer. maybe i will see you there tonight! ooga moogas has quickly taken the spot of fsyc as my favorite bar.

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