Man, what a weekend: visitors from Florida(prick shorts trump jorts), old friends reacquainted, Prick of the Year updates, and naturally tons of booze. In a late attempt to summarize the weekend’s happenings without posting the
usual occasional Monday Hangover I thought I would quarter-ass it with a few haikus. Please don’t mind the Tuaca L-Ds, Jager, Patron, Jameson’s, KBLWs or Maker’s. We took care of them already. And the keg took a beating. Good times.
Motherfucking shots
The one-two punch of drinking
Wallet and liver
Wait! No hugs from you
I will shake your hand instead
Damn that was ball hand
With short or long pants
Our official uniform
Knoxville in khaki
Six pairs of prick shorts
Yet give us grief for our stuff
And you wear K-Swiss
Cook something good once
Do not repeat for a while
Mackey leads contest
Make the fucking skins again asshole. Take the hint!
ReplyDeleteNo shit...Mackey makes potato skins good enough to shame Shannanigans or Chotski's...and then he tightens up like a rusty revolver.
ReplyDeleteI guess we only get those when The Bird appears in The Superbo...sorry...don't want you all to have to pay royalties..."The Big Game".
Excellent faux restaurants!
ReplyDeleteWe had KBLW's? BTW I had to do an entire load of nothing but prickery shorts!
ReplyDeleteKentucky Bow-Legged Women were ordered Thursday and Friday, sir.
ReplyDeleteThe skins will make a reappearance during football season when they belong - along with the donation jar by the beer tap.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate having some cash on hand while I eat and drink. Cool.
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