Friday Predictions

• The Vols will not lose this weekend
  
• The ½ handle of Maker’s Mark on my bar will not make it through the weekend
  
• Scarlett and King Randall, who apparently no longer post here, will reveal they’ve had a secret affair over the last 6 months that makes blogging here “awkward”- KRTI will not survive the aftermath
  
• Tag, vacationing in Gatlinburg this weekend, will encounter a nasty Candiru in an unclean hot tub - it will not end well
  
• With Drinksgiving less than 2 weeks away, our group will begin shopping for as much shit as we can throw into a vat of hot oil
  
• I will not cause further bodily harm or injure myself (until after my ribs heal)