I just checked the UT football schedule and was disappointed to learn that our first home game (on September 13th, against UAB) is at 12:30 p.m. Ugh.
12:30 games mean that I have to get up at 7:00 and start downing screwdrivers by 8:00, in order to have any decent kind of buzz by game time. And there's a 50% chance that, after drinking all that vodka and then sitting outside in the hot sun, I'll pass out from heatstroke and dehydration at the stadium. Cool! (Seriously, it's happened before.)
I hate it when we have morning games before their proper time. Which, of course, is November.