Happy Birthday, America.

After a sabbatical resulting from me forgetting my account information, probably due to the brain cells that held said information being killed by the nightly barrage of shots I've been taking, I'm back. Today, we celebrate our forefathers expelling the limey British bastards from the shores of this great land. Also, we should take a moment to give thanks to those who have and are protecting the freedoms the patriots of 1776 fought to establish. If you see a vet today, buy him a beer. That's the very least we can do.

Now, go out and get your party on America.