Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Arthur, handsomely portrayed by the late great Dudley Moore.
Superpowers: Drinks served on platters, naming daughters Vladimir, wealth beyond the dreams of avarice
Arguably the most recognizable of movie drunks in the postmodern era. Would that my drunken cabal possess a manservant of Sir John Gielgud's wisdom...
Arthur: Hobson, do you know what the worst thing is about being me?
Hobson: I should imagine your breath.