Shit, it's been cold lately. Yes, even Knoxville is getting a taste of the winter lash and though we are not faring as poorly as those dipshit friends of ours in the frozen north(Vermont) and Midwest(Illinois) the mercury is pretty low. Drinking down here when the temps hit the teens is a pretty rare thing, so be sure you novice boozers to put on your juice jacket along with your real jacket and glug your way through it. Already we've put down several bottles of Bookers, Maker's, GJ, as well as dropping ranks of Jamesons and Tullamore Dew. It's not called the Whiskey Season for nothing.1.05.2010
Old Man Winter's Ass
Shit, it's been cold lately. Yes, even Knoxville is getting a taste of the winter lash and though we are not faring as poorly as those dipshit friends of ours in the frozen north(Vermont) and Midwest(Illinois) the mercury is pretty low. Drinking down here when the temps hit the teens is a pretty rare thing, so be sure you novice boozers to put on your juice jacket along with your real jacket and glug your way through it. Already we've put down several bottles of Bookers, Maker's, GJ, as well as dropping ranks of Jamesons and Tullamore Dew. It's not called the Whiskey Season for nothing.
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GD it's friggin cold.
ReplyDeleteAre the Snowtroopers a metaphor for fighting the weather?
ReplyDeleteI broke out my giant green artic parka yesterday, and found a half-full pint o' Makers in one of its ample pockets! And a few rounds of .45ACP in another!
ReplyDeleteOh CAPITAL!
Makers and 45's? It's truly a miracle. Praise Alvis. The holiest man to ever slap IRON!
ReplyDeleteYeah I even had to find a long sleeve shirt to wear. Sunshine state my @ss!
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