Fuck all y'all. I was roundly criticized when I made it my bourbon of choice a few years back. So harsh was the rebuke that I had to switch back to Maker's as my standard label.
No, no. Not the Blumpkin, or even the modified version (aka the Dumpkin) as far as I know. At our old workplace the bathroom doubled as extra storage and someone stashed a bottle of whiskey in plastic Santa.
If by "stored" you mean when they were to drunk to remember to throw it away, then yes it was "stored" in Santa. I thought we agreed not to discuss Blumpkins or "Just like a Woman" again? SKM
It was provoking me.
ReplyDeleteFuck all y'all. I was roundly criticized when I made it my bourbon of choice a few years back. So harsh was the rebuke that I had to switch back to Maker's as my standard label.
ReplyDeleteSo now you have a "come to Jesus".
Believeable.
I'm not on trial here.
ReplyDeleteEasy there, man. I wasn't proclaiming Woodford as the savior or anything. I was merely using it as an example of more good things to come.
ReplyDeleteWell what about Charter 10? I seem to remember a Santa Claus stuffed full of it!
ReplyDeleteSKM
You can shove your Old Charter up your well-explored ass, sir.
ReplyDeleteSKM - thankfully those days are long gone. Although it was nice of Santa to have a nip ready for you when you were in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteWait, wait. The Blumpkin Incident?
ReplyDeleteNo, no. Not the Blumpkin, or even the modified version (aka the Dumpkin) as far as I know. At our old workplace the bathroom doubled as extra storage and someone stashed a bottle of whiskey in plastic Santa.
ReplyDeleteIf by "stored" you mean when they were to drunk to remember to throw it away, then yes it was "stored" in Santa. I thought we agreed not to discuss Blumpkins or "Just like a Woman" again?
ReplyDeleteSKM
Well now we're 2 for 2, aren't we!
ReplyDeleteIt's the drink of choice for Mr. P. He just had one on the rocks to begin to unwind from a tough day in the courtroom covering a most gruesome trial.
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