5.06.2008

Examine a shooter 1.0

Kentucky Bow-Legged Woman(amounts approximate)

Jim Beam(1-1.5 ozs)

Amaretto

Pineapple Juice

Lime Juice

Triple Sec(the black sheep bastard everyone forgets)

Combine, shake, and strain out. Will fuck you up big time, so make certain you have a free morning to shake off the guilt and baleful glances of friends and co-workers.

Favored by booze-mongers in K-town, this preferred libation of the group is feared and respected by the new generation as never before. Once a staple drink of the authors, now used strictly as a strategic nutshot during the Liquor War of 07-08.

5 comments:

  1. strategic nutshot?

    lol

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  2. I miss the Kentucky Bow Legged Woman

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  3. Nice maneuver but don't give away your strategy too early.

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  4. Eris Goddess of Discord and StrifeMay 7, 2008 at 11:58 PM

    I'm turned on.

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  5. I am a combat-wounded veteran of the Liquor War, or LWI, as it's called amongst those who have been there. I am proud to say that I am going back for another tour of duty. See you in the trenches...

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