The World's Biggest Jackass Is...Me.

The weekend was a total washout. I managed to almost obliterate my liver and egaged in multiple forms of douchebaggery. I would like to apologize to anyone who had the misfortune of crossing paths with me this weekend. The only thing worse than a jackass is a drunk jackass. This weekend I was "that guy." Nobody wants to be "that guy." On the bright side, apparently Drinking War Games have been set up and teams are joining the fray at a rapid pace.