Basically, I recommended drinking heavily and investing in a flask. What a fucking surprise. In hindsight I could have reduced that post by 50% had I just utilized booze references and curse words and still managed to get my point across. This year, Hollyweird has decided we need shiny pictures with extreme violence to take our minds off of the crap-laden diaper that is 2009. I'll spare you the tedium of reading titles you were already aware of, and indeed would like to endorse this sumbitchin' blog instead: http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/
A member of the highly funny and extremely offensive uproxx series of blogging partners such as http://www.withleather.com/ , you can obtain crucial film reviews as well as crotch-camera bootlegs plus all the racist and sexist humor that you laugh about in the privacy of your own home.
I mean, come on...who among us would have known about the NWA biopic if not for http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/nwa-biopic? Hopefully it will harken back to the days of the extreme violence and gunfire that encapsulated Spike Lee and John Singleton films of the day. I'm told you couldn't get a popcorn without some baller trying to jack you with his deuce-deuce in the concession line.
(Nino Brown says you are your motherfucking brother's keeper.)
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