5.21.2009

Checklist

Another wonderful holiday weekend is here and I couldn’t be happier about it. I’m looking forward to a 3 day weekend of pure nothingness – except drinking and eating. And maybe some social interaction but I’m debating that part. Anyway I thought it would be selfish not to share my top secret holiday planning list with everyone. Adjust yours accordingly.


Beer, Booze, & Wine, then Water, Soft Drinks, Mixers, Mace, Grill, Charcoal/Gas, Meats, Dirty Yellow Man, Marinade/Seasonings, Guile, Snacks, Chips, Dips, Sides/Veggies, Cups, Plates, Napkins, Crabs, Silverware, Rumors/Half-truths, Bug Spray, Music, Games, Posca, Sports, Rabbit Ears, Boating/Swimming Pool, Kitty Kaga, Frozen Drinks, Friends/Family, Sharpie, Aspirin, Buns, Ladies Tampuns, Sunglasses, Comfortable Shoes, Cash Money, Lighter, Lounge Chair, Towels, Double Shots, Sunscreen, Wisecracks, Tennis Racquet, Balls, Grocer, Frisbee®, Jibbry Style Oinkery.


And ice.

2 comments:

  1. You need your

    Knives? Check.
    Rope? Check.
    Dagger? Check.
    Chains? Check.
    Locks? Check.
    Laser Beams? Check.
    Acid? Check.
    Body Bag? Check.

    Shiv? Check.
    Pipe? Check.
    Hammer? Check.
    Axe? Check.
    Subject? Check.
    Location? Check.
    Desire? Check.
    Vengeance? Check.

    Swords? Check.
    Saws? Check.
    Clubs? Check.
    Claws? Check.
    Hatred? Check.
    Anger? Check.
    Mermaid? Check.
    Murder? Check.

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