Friday Predictions

• I will NOT lose my cell phone at Brewers Jam only to have it returned later next week by a Scandinavian exchange student like last year
• The Volunteers will play a tough, close game vs. the hated Georgia Bulldogs and have a chance to win the game in the 4th quarter but will lose on a late redzone turnover
• The "Bird" of AZ will host and defeat the Cowboys this weekend to shock the NFL world and piss off Lord von Lord
• The Bengals will remain winless
• Instead of losing my cell phone at Brewers Jam I will lose my camera, thus preventing me from posting any pictures next week
• I will be hungover at work on Sunday, but at least my boss won't be there to smell me