Piss up a rope Zima.
Today we learn that at long last this cultural abortion ends with all the ignominity it deserves.
First appearing circa 1992 this wretched bitch soon found purchase among dandies, teen girls, unicorns, and hipster assholes that "don't like the taste of beer." Well, excuse me your highness alcohol isn't supposed to taste like candy. Get fucked.
There is a reason that the wine cooler phase of American boozing died out. It's awful. Look, if you want something that tastes like fruit or whatnot, make a proper liquor drink. While I don't drink vodka and cranberry juice, I won't give you shit for it at the bar. Order a wine cooler, Zima, hard cider, or god help you Smirnoff Ice and your ears will bleed for a month. These fuckers at least understood that sad bit of postmodern America.
I, too, would rather drink the urine of a ram rather than Zima. They should nuke the processing plant then bury the remnants with concrete.
They made that shit in Memphis for a while and it was everywhere you turned around - including strip malls. Good riddance mfs!
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