Pool Pong

As with any competitive sport, the only way to improve one's Beer Pong skills is to practice. And, as Mackey pointed out recently, players now have the option of practicing via Nintendo Wii, although I agree with him that, even though Virtual Beer Pong may be an option, that doesn't mean it's worth two shits. (I'm paraphrasing.)

However, even if you are using the Wii version of Beer Pong to "train," there comes a time when you must put down the (fucking) video game and play some (motherfucking) Beer Pong. And for that, you need a table.

Or do you?

Introducing: The Portopong.

Okay, so it's not exactly "regulation size," and the hanging-it-from-a-tent suggestion looks rather lame (when you could just as easily bring a folding table), but for an afternoon at the pool or lake, this looks like the way to go!