Things that will happen this weekend:Drinking Knoxville:
- Every author of this blog will get drunk at least twice (some of us on the same day)
- Scarlett O'Harlot will encounter some "drama" in her social life, okay no surprise there
- King Randall the Insufferable will not contribute to the blog, he already forgot his password
- Lord von Lord will talk a bunch of shit, no one will listen or care
- Tag Berauscht will piss-off his girlfriend no matter what he does, again no surprise
- Yours truly will drink at a bar I've never been to in Knoxville (it isn't easy to find one)
Sports:
- UT football coach Phil Fulmer will be "excited" about the upcoming season
- Team USA Basketball team will crush Russia in Sunday warm up
- Ken Griffey, Jr. and Manny Ramirez will homer for their new teams
- Rafa Nadal will win in Cincy and become the new world #1 tennis player
- The NFL Hall of Fame game this Sunday (Colts v. Redskins) will suck. But it is NFL football, sorta
try not to lose or otherwise destroy your phone
ReplyDeleteFirst, go to Hell.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, there will be at least one football game on henceforth until February, thank Heaven.
Fulmanure
ReplyDeleteHOW DID YOU KNOW???
ReplyDeleteYou must be psychic.
:)